H249: Called to Serve

Called to serve and help proclaim the story

- Christian churches all have gone astray.

Joseph Smith was called to be a prophet!

We've been told just what to say!

Play up all the good things!

We love Jesus just like you!

We have Holy Bibles

And corrections for them too!

You must not be happy

If you haven't joined the throng...

Just ignore the fits

Of history that show where we've gone wrong.

Called to bring your money to our coffers

-Tithing brings in billions for our cause.

We pretend the money feeds the needy

And pretend it goes to God!

Play up all the good things!

We preach hope and charity.

Don't look at the fraction

That really goes to those in need.

Loopholes in the tax codes

Help to keep our solvency.

Profits won from your

Donations have become our industry!

An inspired re-translation of the LDS Hymn:

249, Called to Serve.

2015-06-17