C169: I Am a Mormon in Remission

I am a Mormon in remission!

I finally found out the whole truth

And all the things they never taught me -

I'm just glad I found out while I am in my youth!

All kinds of things the church has hidden

And things past prophets lied about.

Like, Joseph couldn't read Egyptian

And teenage wives that call his character in doubt.

From Kinderhook to plural marriage

And teaching God was Adam too;

The Blacks that couldn't hold the priesthood...

Because it just turns out that God is racist too.

Some things I looked up using Google

And books produced by Mormon dudes;

So, if you like Masonic handshakes,

Then I think it's the right religion for you!

So, now, I'm preaching to the choir.

The truth is now so clear to me.

I'll try to shine a light in darkness

On inconvenient truths for those who still believe.

(2015-06-18)